The Zombie Survival Guide by Etienne Guerin Deforest

Author:Etienne Guerin Deforest [Deforest, Etienne Guerin]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction, Humorous, Zombies, Apocalyptic Literature
ISBN: 9781449564872
Publisher: CreateSpace
Published: 2009-12-04T23:00:00+00:00

Be wary of weapons made out of mahogany, however, the hardest and strongest of all woods. For while weapons of this material will rarely break against the soft flesh of zombies, they will rarely break against the softer parts of your woman too! Human wood of this variety will send your girlfriend to levels of pleasure that you were previously allowed to believe you were already giving her. This is another of the many reasons why I personally prefer a synthetic stock. I mean, what kind of lady is going to have sex with a piece of hard plastic?

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